Turning Three!

The very cool and by the way did someone mention haunted Hotel Del Coronado
So the key to parenting, I've learned, is to properly set expectations. Don't over promise, you can always give more candy or more toys or more TV time, but it's impossible to take it away. So, what did we do for Tyto's 3rd birthday? Took him on a long weekend trip to San Diego to visit Legoland and SeaWorld. Luckily he's only three and won't remember much next year. Otherwise, he'll be expecting NYC when he's four, then London, then his own island hideaway in Tahiti by the time he's nine.

Expectations for a decent family photo in front of the del were set too high.

So, we cruised down to San Diego and Tyler LOVED the hotel. To this day he still talks about it at least one a week. Granted, it could be any hotel, as long as there are long hallways he can run down, he's a happy camper. I've got to say, the hotel was really cool. We were actually there for a function with John's company and they definitely style you. Buffet tables were set up for the children at every meal, we're talking all you can eat quesadillas, hamburgers, chicken fingers, chocolate fountains and make your own sundae bars. Thank God we brought kids, otherwise I'd have to borrow one so I could eat the kiddie food.


Now that I'm three, I can wear Daddy's cool shades
Our room looked out at the hotel and the beach, it was very cool. I had forgotten how interesting Coronado is with the mix of beautiful beaches and military bases (and ghosts haunting the hotel!). The highlight for Tyler and possibly for Tristan as well, was the hot tub. Both boys absolutely loved it in there and didn't want to get out.


Pasty white Sheas percolating away in the bubbles


Tyler checks out his tummy after several trips to the the dessert bar


High fivin' the funky fish


I used to go to San Diego practically every summer when I was little to visit my friend, Melanie. We LOVED SeaWorld and I totally thought Tyler would as well. The Shamu show gave me goosebumps, the otter show cracked me up. Maybe it was because I grew up in Colorado and we didn't have a cool aquarium there and now we're members of the Aquarium of the Pacific, but I've gotta say, Tyler was less than impressed with SeaWorld. Shamu wants to splash me? Don't even think of it. The otters and sea lions put on a haunted Halloween show? Big deal. All he wanted to do was ride the rides in the Sesame Street area and frankly, the rides at our Hermosa Beach fair are just as good with much faster lines. I guess the one good thing that came of it was we got away with spending $12 on a Shamu drink cup instead of $75 for the stuffed animal.



Tyler looks bored and Tristan couldn't care less at the Shamu show.



Hello, my pretty! I'll cast a spell on you and turn you into Legos!


Legoland, on the other hand, was fantastic. After two hours in the park, we'd only made it a quarter of the way around. It was very cool and decked out for Halloween with a spooky forest filled with Lego goblins and other scary guys. The people who put those things together for a living have a hell of a lot of patience. I was amazed at how much Tyler had grown since we were last there six months ago. How can I make him stop growing so he can stay at this super-sweet and funny age forever?

When I grow up, I want to be a fireman made out of Legos


So you cart me all around this park and the only ride I get to go on is sitting on a stationary pumpkin?
The birthday boy in his birthday suit? Let's hope not.
I once had a friend who celebrated the entire month that he was born, one day was not enough. Tyler was pretty much down with that idea so once we got back home, the festivities continued. Tyto got to unwrap his presents and, of course, his absolute favorite was Handy Manny and his tools and truck. We run around singing their song and pretending like we are hammers all the time. It's shocking how much stuff in my house needs fixing and Manny (Tyler calls him Mandy) is just the one to do the job.

Cousin Megan and Tristan
We also got a visit from Cousin Megan and Cousin Katie. They swung in for a very short weekend to say hi to the boys, celebrate Tyler and Katie's birthday, and chill at the beach. Katie is a junk-food junkie and introduced Tristan to Twizzlers saying they were good "teething" food. Eerrrrrr.

Tyler helps Katie blow out her birthday bran muffins. Two can play at that game!

Erin and Tyler looking esctatic at their birthday party.
The grand finale of the birthday extravaganza was a little party with threw for Tyler and his buddy Erin, who is a few days younger than him. We decorated gingerbread haunted houses, had cupcakes and trashed the house. Thank God birthdays only come around once a year.

Whaddaya mean the party's over? I heard there were going to be dames jumping out of cakes. Bring on the strippers!

After the strippers left, Tristan assumed his low-profile disguise to distract any paparazzi from taking his photo. You never know who is lurking around the corner with a telescopic lens.

I'm one!

I'm two!

I'm three!
Every year I take a photo of Tyler in John's swim trunks and marvel at how much he's grown. This year, the truly striking difference wasn't in how much he'd grown physically, but rather his command of the language. It took off after he turned two and he has complete conversations with us (he'll even say, "I'm going to go have a conversation with Daddy.") He's been through the "why" phase where he asked "why" 100 times a day then finally said "okay" as if the very last answer finally satisfied him, and he's been through the run-on-sentence phase, where I wanted to stop him so he could breathe. His pronounciation is pretty good with the exception of words that start with "s" and I've been writing down some of the Tylerisms that I find amusing. Here are some of my favorites:

- "Okay, if you say so."

- "I want more minutes!" (after the timer went off and it was time to stop playing and get in the bath)

- "I don't want to be thirsty!"

- "Can I have a cookie and a marshmallow for breakfast? It's good for me, promise?"

- "I need a quick nini break" (when he needs his binky, I feel like I should get him an ashtray and send him outside)

- "my tummy is growling for muffins!"

- "why are they wearing boxes on their heads?" (old-time nurses hats in our Curious George book)

- "aaahhhh, tasty!" (when drinking his night-night milk)

- "I'm not three, I'm two!!!!" (when I went in to wake him up on his birthday morning, apparently the leap to three was just too much for him, or two was a very good year. I think I'll try that reasoning this year.

- "Woody is having a meeting and making donuts for you."

- "Can I may watch something please mama. I use my good manners."

"Santa can give it to me early!"
"my gorilla cheese (grilled cheese) went down the wrong pipe!"

"Why do we have heads?"

"Christmas comes after Halloween, not Thanksgiving!"

snake=cake

cacuze me = excuse me

cool bus = school bus

caprise! = surprise!

cone = scone

cacotti = biscotti

"Hi little fella!" (what he says to Tristan every morning when we come in his room)

"His tummy looks like a panpake!" (patting Tristan's irredescent belly)

"I hear you're dirty again" (trying to get me to take a fake shower in our hotel fort)

All this birthday celebrating has made me tired! Wake me up when it's Halloween (or I'll wake up myself in 20 minutes since that's about enough of a nap for me).